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Every
morning, before he went down stairs to man his corner-store book shop, Bartleby
Snipes made himself a ham and mayonnaise sandwich. He did not particularly like
mayonnaise, nor was he fond of ham, as a general rule, but Bartleby was, above
all, a creature of habit. He’d eaten ham and mayonnaise sandwiches for lunch
every day since his first day of primary school, when his mother had packed him
a sandwich and a note, and a thermos of orange juice. Bartleby was now years
passed primary school age, but the ham sandwich had been a constant in his life
for so long that it was almost unthinkable that he should change now.
So it was that when Bartleby reached
for the place where the ham should have sat waiting for him, and grasped
nothing but air, a sense of dread crept over him.
“Oh dear…” he scratched an ear and
frowned, deep lines outlining his muzzle and creasing his forehead.
Briefly
Bartleby entertained the notion that he should go down to the store and buy
more ham for his sandwich, but he dismissed it almost immediately. The shop had
to be open in twenty minutes, and he would never get to the other side of town,
beat the rush at the butchers, come home, make his sandwich, and still be able
to open the shop on time. Likewise, the idea that he should not have a ham sandwich for lunch was so
distressing that he was certain he could feel his heart propelling itself from
one side of his ribcage to the other with little palpitations.
“Well…well,
well, well,” he lifted his glasses off the bridge of his nose, the world
teeter-tottering out of focus on the other side of the very thick glass. “I
just don’t know what to do with myself. This has never happened before…” And it
hadn’t. Bartleby kept strict inventory of everything that was in his
refrigerator, and the one thing that he made sure he always had—other than
mayonnaise—was ham. How did he run out? What had he been occupied with that had
been so important that he’d forgotten to go to the butchers?
And then he remembered. It was the new project that
Mr. Jaeger had him working on. Very important, very fascinating stuff that
sucked him right in and caused him to forget that he’d run out of ham and
needed to go get more.
Shakespeare
couldn’t have written a better tragedy!
The
old clock above the stairs co-cooed
its way to the half hour. He had only a short time to decide what to do before
he had to go downstairs and open the shop.
He
had one option, as he saw it, and he dreaded it with all his being.
Carrying
the weight of a routine he’d followed for over three decades, Bartleby picked
up his phone and dialed.
“Mr.
Jaeger? Y-yes, hello, it’s Bartleby. About the work you’ve given me…yes, I’ve
decided a method of payment...”
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